May 2012
mayormccheese asked: IT'S SPELLED ELEPHANT EAR, JERK
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my roommate is on the phone with her mom. i'm...
(just so you know everything she says here is her being DEAD serious. not sarcastic. at all.)
“see this is why i want the iPhone, it’s the wave of the future”
“we saw a bunny today by starbucks. how do bunnies get into cities? …yeah, i mean i don’t even see squirrelsHEY YOU KNOW HOW I LIKE UNCONVENTIONAL FASHION?”
“what do i like? i like...
mayormccheese asked: MY SPELING IS IRYVLELYANT
mayormccheese asked: NOT GOOD ENOFF
mayormccheese asked: WHYYYYYYYY
ask. ask. ask. ask. ASK. ASK. ASK. ASK.... →
Let's get weird.
1: What is the real reason you are confused right now?
2: Do you ever get “good morning” texts from anyone?
3: If your significant other smoked pot, would you care?
4: Do you find it easy to trust others?
5: What were you doing at 11PM last night?
6: You’re drunk and lost walking down the road; who is with you?
7: What would you do if you found out you had been cheated on?
8: Are you close with your dad?
9: I bet you kissed someone last night, right?
10: What are you listening to?
11: You can only drink ONE liquid for the rest of your life - what is it?
12. Do you like hickeys?
13: What time do you go to bed?
14: Is there someone who continuously lets you down?
15: Can you text as quickly with one hand as you do both?
16: Do you always answer your texts?
17: Do you hate the person you fell the hardest for?
18: When was the last time you talked to one of your best friends?
19: Is there someone that makes you happy every time you see them?
20: What was your last thought before you went to bed last night?
21: Is anyone else in the room with you?
22: Do you believe what goes around comes around?
23: Were you happier four months ago than you are now?
24: Is there someone you wish you could fix things with?
25: In the past week, have you cried?
26: What colour is the shirt you are wearing?
27: Do people ever call you by your last name?
28: Is anyone ignoring you right now?
29: Do you have a best friend?
30: Would it be hard seeing someone else kiss the last person you kissed?
31: Who was your last call from?
32: Are you mad at anyone?
33: Have you ever kissed someone older than you?
34: How old will the last person you kissed be on his/her next birthday?
35: How many more days until your birthday?
36: Do you have any summer plans yet?
37: Do you have any good friends of the opposite sex?
38: Are you keeping anything from your best friend(s) now?
39: Do you have a secret that you’ve never told anyone?
40: Have you ever regretted kissing someone?
41: Do you think age matters in relationships?
42: Are you available?
43: How many people have you had real, strong feelings for since high school ended?
44: If you had to get a piercing (not ears), what would you get?
45: Do you believe exes can be friends?
46: Do you regret anything?
47: Honestly, what’s on your mind right now?
48: Did you ever lose a best friend?
49: Was your last kiss a mistake?
50: Why aren’t you pursuing the person you like?
51: Has the last person you kissed ever seen you cry?
52: Do you still talk with the person you LAST kissed?
53: What was the last thing you ate?
54: Did you get any compliments today?
55: Where are you going on your next vacation?
56: Do you own anything from other countries?
57: Are most of your friend guys or girls?
58: Where have you lived most of your life?
59: When was the last time you took a long drive?
60: Have you ever played Spin the Bottle?
61: Have you ever TPd someone’s house?
62: Who do you text the most?
63: What was the last movie you saw?
64: What’s preventing your current boyfriend/girlfriend from going back to their ex?
65: How many boyfriends/girlfriends did you have in 2010?
66: Is the last person you kissed younger than you?
67: Do you curse around your parents?
68: Are you happy with where you live?
69: Do you collect anything?
70: What’s your favourite colour?
71: Does the last song you listened to remind you of anyone?
72: Has anyone ever cheated on you?
73: What are your plans for tomorrow?
74: Do you have siblings over the age of twenty-one?
75: Does your last ex have a job?
76: What would you do if you found out your most recent ex was in a relationship?
77: Where is your cellphone?
78: What colour is your cellphone?
79: What did you dream of last night?
80: Are you atheist?
81: Will you change your name when you get married?
82: Are you ready for autumn weather?
83: Have you had any big storms recently?
84: What kind of bottoms are you wearing?
OOOH YOU GUYS CAN YOU PLEASE!
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pat-sharp:
Every time someone tells me that I need to “be nice to my mother” I always want to scream at them. My mother decided to NOT go to my fucking black belt grading when I was 16 years old. The single most important day and she didn’t show up. I literally spent 8 years of my life working towards that day so, fuck off.
tell me you’re joking right?
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awesome.
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OH GOD i love him
i’m so upset right now. my family keeps having parties that i have to miss, and my friends are planning a trip to my friend’s poconos house (which EVERYONE ELSE SEEMS TO HAVE BEEN TO BESIDES ME)
i’m so tired of missing out on things!!! when i decided to go to drexel, i didn’t think that this would be as annoying as it is, but when i miss big events, it really bums me out
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thesawbones asked: Lack of creativity is why i made the mistake of stop taking medication. It's also the reason why i keep making that mistake.
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guys, i just did the worst thing ever imaginable
i went on r/popping out of curiosity
OH GOD WHY DID I DO THAT
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[[MORE]]I have very, very severe depression. When I was younger I was ridiculously creative and, I think, almost smarter in a way. I went on meds, though, and I think I lost a bit of the creativity when I lost the crazy. Don’t get me wrong—I’m glad that I no longer feel like my emotions are ripping through my body, and I’m glad that I can find reasons to live now—but...
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dear people in the room next to me,
if you’re going to listen to music really loud so i can hear it,
at least listen to good music.
- me
today in design class we were looking at creative...
and one was called “loafers”
which is…normal…because that’s a type of shoe
BUT THEY WERE MADE OUT OF BREAD
LIKE A LOAF OF BREAD YOU GUYS
i laughed so much
my class looked at me funny
“If [rape is a synonym for rob or plunder] then I think President Obama is really...”
– Eric Boiling, adding to his ever-growing long list of offensive statements as a Fox News correspondent.
Video
(via reallyfoxnews)
oh. my. GOD. SO MUCH RAGE. ARE YOU SERIOUS FOX NEWS. ARE YOU SERIOUS. believe what you want about president obama, but when you go and say something that implies the...
thiscuntsays:
joshishollywood:
Thanks to Mens Rights Activists we now have safe men’s spaces, a more acceptable, inoffensive and less nebulous term used to describe what was previously referred to as “public”
pomoe:
country music, or as I like to call it, “farm emo”
